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I hate beeping noises...

Fri Jan 12, 2007, 9:23 AM

Mood: Hysterical
Watching: Idiocy spew from my pores
Eating: Amphetamines

I was caught shoplifting yesterday. I am very poor right now and I had no art supplies at my disposal so I decided to purchase some. Which I did. But I also decided to steal some in addition to the ones I bought. You see, I couldnt afford all of what I needed, so i put the rest in me pocket. Those things being: Five water color brushes, a pocket box of water color paints, and a box of water proof pens. The total value of about $60. Then I went through the checkout and on my way out the door BEEP BEEP BEEP. this was my death sentance. Now I get to go to court on February 7. I got to choose that date out of three possible. I picked it cause seven is my lucky number. My logic is so obscure sometimes. Irony is, the pens are what set it off, because there was a trigger in the box and I had, at one point, removed them from the box but then decided it didnt matter and put them back in it and shoved it down me pants. another irony, the fines I am going to have to pay will be at least three times the amount of the stolen goods. Which, mind you, I stole for lack of money. I'm so doomed I could piss my pants and burst into flames. HOORAY!!!

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~watchtheicemelt Jan 12, 2007, 1:06:48 PM

that sucks, dude. I'm with you on that one; any store that's rich enough to have a thing that beeps when you try to shoplift deserves to be stolen from. Good luck with all that, sorry can't be more helpful.

~yourknifemyback Jan 12, 2007, 1:55:11 PM

you should've just kept going.

~XxGoobeRxX Jan 12, 2007, 4:31:35 PM

wow thats sucks. I've never shoplifted before. I'm innocent like that.
(laugh right here 'cause that is a total lie... lie is a strong word. more like a fib. Yeah i like that one better...)
Anywho, good luck with that love dove.
Don't get caught next time.
ha.

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"The most important thing is not to stop questioning."
- Albert Einstein

~CrowFace Jan 15, 2007, 8:47:12 AM

No worries my brother, all will come to peace in the end. I'm not worried, my friends have already estblished that they will pay my bail if I end up in jail. Jail is the only part I'm worrie about. I've got a band I need to attend to. I could wind up doing 93 days. That would suck. But I'm still not really worried. You see, I'm a natural charmer, so I will use my eerily vampiric charisma to charm the judge into the minimal punishment. But seriously, I cant beleive I was so stupid. Thats the last time I pocket something.

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The walls crowded in on me, panic filling me throughout, while they were all eating their own damned heads.

~CrowFace Jan 15, 2007, 8:54:42 AM

yeah, I know. I panicked about it and froze. oh well.

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The walls crowded in on me, panic filling me throughout, while they were all eating their own damned heads.

~CrowFace Jan 16, 2007, 8:31:14 AM

Love dove? why dost thou call one a love dove?*squirms with confusion* o_o

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The walls crowded in on me, panic filling me throughout, while they were all eating their own damned heads.

~mschmnged Jan 16, 2007, 4:50:36 PM

i've never shoplifted either. i donno, i guess i've never had a good reason to... much luck. be super cautious next time

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"Bob Dole assassinated me! what the hell Bob Dole?"
"Bob Dole wants you to shut up. Bob Dole will shuck you with corn. Bob Dole."
"god god dammit dammit!"

~watchtheicemelt Jan 17, 2007, 3:53:03 AM

Oh no no, the moral should be the opposite! That's the last time you should try to pay for anything if you're stealing something!

ha... ha... hah. Anyway, good luck again.